Gay Sports Presents: Oscar Oscar Oscar

Imagine, if you will, that you are perfectly tipsy in a dim Brooklyn bar full of girls, gays, and their distinguished guests. It's the night of the Academy Awards. Everyone is perfectly tipsy, in fact. And you all look so beautiful. You're in your best eveningwear, your special occasion jacket, your nice shoes. The glow of the projector screen is shining over the room. You are watching Mikey Madison take the stage to present this year's Best Actress award.

Murmurs break out behind you, around you. "Rose Byrne dude Rose Byrne." "You didn't see Sentimental Value. It's Renate's to lose." "I can't believe Demi isn't presenting right now." Your prediction ballot wrinkles in your grip. You've gotten every acting category right so far. It all hinges on this. Mikey Madison smiles, looks down at the envelope in her hands, struggles just-oh-so-darlingly to open the damn thing, and utters those delicious words: The Academy Award for Best Actress goes to...

Well, I can't give the whole thing away. You'll have to come and see for yourself.

Gay Sports (@gaysportspod) is proud to present Oscar Oscar Oscar, the most glamorously competitive Oscars viewing party this side of the East River. We'll have prediction ballots for the awards themselves and Oscars trivia by Kevin Martinez warming us up right before-- and yes, there are prizes for the winners. Prepare your best black tie and get your tickets now.

The kitchen at Crystal Lake will be open most of the night, with burgers and fries and bar bites by Strange Flavor Burger Shack.

Hosted by Declan Zhang

Doors @ 5:30pm

Pre-show Oscars Trivia by Kevin Martinez @ 6:00pm

Livestream @ 7:00pm

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