Galentine's, Naughty Bingo + a Swing! all @ Fortress Tavern

Schedule

Sat Feb 14 2026 at 07:00 pm to 09:40 pm

UTC-05:00

Location

The Fortress Tavern X | Chatham, ON

Galentine's Market is FREE! Extra spicy BINGO is 19+ and CASH AT THE DOOR. We're going for SWING rides tonight.
About this Event

The Fortress Tavern presents LOVERS LANE, your final destination for Galentine's and v-day gifts you can choose together. Bring the gal pals for a Galentine's. Or celebrate an anti-valentines because capitalism is a scam! But we can still support our local makers over the dinner hour on v-day this February 14th. Lover's Lane will be set up on the far end of Fortress for your casual and discreet parusal.

Info about the swing at the bottom

"NAUGHTY BINGO" is what you see on the Fortress sign, if they advertize it. It's kind of a IYKYK event. Once inside, gather round prize mountainand get ready to play bingo like never before; the twist is quality, body-safe s3x toys as prizes! This in-person event promises laughter, surprises, and perhaps a little blushing. Grab your friends (or come solo) and get ready for a memorable evening. Seriously, don't miss out on this unique and unforgettable experience!

These events sell out in larger cities. Help us show Chatham that we're ready to learn about our health and de-stigmatize adult health and pleasure education.

THIS game hits different. And not just because of our vetted body-safe prizes. Jess's s3x Toy Bingo is educational fun and prizes for all bodies.

BINGO is $5 advance admission; $10 admission at the Door.

BINGO Playing cards are sold for cash only at the door, only on the night of each event.

$15 ea OR 2 for $20, 3 for $35, 4 for $40

Game starts about 8 and there's "no such thing as late" because you can pop in, pick up a card and start winning at any time.


Now what's all this about a swing set? No, it's a swing. It attaches to the ceiling of a bedr0om for your adlt gymnastics. For Adults 0nly! You get what we mean yet? We discussed this at the last naughty bingo event back in January. Catch up already. Posters are going up at the Fortress with full details soon.


Agenda

đź•‘: 07:00 PM - 09:30 PM
Galentine's Mini Market opens at Fortress Tavern; FREE to attend
đź•‘: 07:00 PM - 07:30 PM
Spicy Class: FREE to attend

Info: Jess will run a spicy "self-care" class for folx attending solo or with lovers. We'll learn a little anatomy, some pleasure principles, and explore some inclusive pleasure aids. Bring your questions.


đź•‘: 07:30 PM - 07:45 PM
Q&A with a Sexpert

Info: This Naughty Professor has been a Community Sex Educator for a decade. From campuses to conference rooms, she has taught a wide variety of audiences across North America. Ask anything and expect a shame-free response to guide you on your journey or simply entertain your random intimate trivia. The more questions you ask throughout the night, the more mini-prizes you'll get for your enthusiastic engagement.


đź•‘: 07:45 PM - 08:00 PM
BINGO Opens, Buy a Card or 4

Info: Get the best seats in the house (for the record, that's closest to the screen). If you didn't order your BINGO card (AKA your TICKET) in advance on Eventbrite, get one from The Sex Toy Fairy "at the door" / near Prize Mountain.


đź•‘: 08:00 PM - 09:30 PM
BINGO games begin!

Info: BINGO is a game of chance with no skill required to play/win. Play your card until you decide to call "bingo" and cash in on a prize. For more chances to win, grab another bingo card. We keep calling until the prizes are all gone, when we turn to a Sex-Ed Q&A format to keep learning safer sexy things.


đź•‘: 09:20 PM - 09:30 PM
Swing Winner Announced and contacted for prize pick-up / drop off

Where is it happening?

The Fortress Tavern X, 429 Grand Avenue East, Chatham, Canada
Tickets

CAD 0.00 to CAD 43.93

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