Fxxk Flowers: How to Build a Business from Scratch — A Founder’s Fireside

A free, application-only Galentine’s Day business event for first-time women founders starting from zero. Join an intimate fireside chat, guided discussion, and high-touch workshop focused on building a business without fluff, funding, or filters.

This Galentine’s Day, we’re hosting something different.

Galentine’s Lab is an intimate, women-only business night for early-stage founders who are building from nothing — no big teams, no massive funding, just vision, grit, and questions.

This is not a networking free-for-all.
This is not a panel you quietly sit through.
This is a guided, high-touch space designed for real conversation and practical direction.

What to expect:

• Fireside chat led by Cautney Nelson (Founder of The Drunken Laboratory)
• Mini workshop + guided discussion prompts
• Small-group and 1:1 moments for personalized feedback
• Icebreakers that don’t feel awkward
• A supportive, honest room of women in the same phase

Why application-based?
We’re intentionally keeping this small (15 women) to protect the quality of conversation and ensure everyone gets individual attention. ❤︎

Dress Code:
Galentine’s chic — pink, red, or Valentine-inspired

Sponsored by:
Million Science (Nonprofit)

✔ Women in the early stages of building a business
✔ Founders starting with limited resources
✔ Women looking for clarity, confidence, and direction
✔ Those craving community without the fluff

This is not for:
– Large teams
– Advanced scaling conversations
– Pitching or selling

Know what’s Happening Next — before everyone else does.

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Host or Publisher The Drunken Laboratory