FUN-EMPLOYED NETWORKING NIGHT!

Still Waiting on That Recruiter? Come Drink With Us Instead!

🚨 Because LinkedIn is boring, and you deserve better. 🚨

If you're fun-employed (a.k.a. between jobs, freelancing, or just "figuring it out"), come shake hands, swap war stories, and maybe even land your next gig—all while sipping FREE MIMOSAS 🍾 and dramatically shredding old résumés ✂️ because you’re onto bigger and better things.

📌 What to Expect / Ticket Includes:
✅ Speed Networking with a Twist – No boring intros, just real connections.

✅ Résumé Shredding Ceremony – Let go of past jobs, bad bosses, and terrible fonts.

✅ Hire Me in 30 Seconds Pitch-Off – Win a prize for the best (or worst) job pitch.

✅ Corporate Trauma Anonymous – Laugh, cry, and bond over workplace horror stories.

✅ Freelancer & Side Hustle Showcase – Promote your gig, find clients, collab.

✅ Free Mimosa or NA Drink – To help break the ice & bc you deserve it! 🍾✨

📍 WHEN & WHERE:
📅 Date: May 13th (And, yes, we'll be listening to "Tuesday" on repeat!)
⏰ Time: 7-9pm (We might go later since we don't gotta work tomorrow!!!)
📍 Location: Secret Location Downtown Houston Area (Don't snitch to HR!)

👉 Whether you’re job hunting or just here for the good vibes & connections, this is your night. Come thirsty, leave inspired (or at least with a new LinkedIn connection). 🥂✨
All ticket holders will be able to join our local community WhatsApp with our social club to continue making connections & growing their social life post-event!

DISCLAIMER & FINE PRINT: All attendees must be 21+. Every attendee will receive one complimentary mimosa or NA drink. Additional food/drinks available for purchase. This event is a to mock networking nights, we cannot guarantee any attendee will find a job or employment in any way. Please use discretion when meeting/talking with ANY attendee of our group. We do not recommend sharing personal information, contact info, rideshares, etc with any attendee you do not know personally. Do not come if you are sick or worried about catching/spreading anything. All members and attendees agree to our Rules & Terms.

Event is hosted by local social club "Hard To Make Friends As An Adult". Our group is trademarked & copyrighted. Violating our rules or copying/using our logos/events/pictures/etc will be taken seriously.

For any questions, concerns, requests, event ideas, or collaboration inquiries, please email us at [email protected]

Host or Publisher Macey Mueller