Fix Your Marketing (Once and for All)

Schedule

Thu Aug 14 2025 at 11:30 am to 01:00 pm

UTC-05:00

Location

Ugly Mug Marketing | Alexandria, LA

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A Hands-On Workshop for Business Owners Tired of Wasting Time and Money
About this Event

Tired of Wasting Time and Money on Marketing That Doesn’t Work?

You know the drill:

  • You post on Facebook.
  • You boost ads.
  • You try “latest tricks” from online gurus.

But nothing changes. Leads stay slow. Customers stay silent. And profits? Flat.

That’s not because you’re not hustling—it’s because marketing has changed.You need a plan, not luck.


Introducing: Strategic Marketing Mastermind Luncheon

A small-group, hands‑on workshop, limited to just 8 seats, for business owners ready to build a real marketing system that actually works.

If you’re DONE spending hours on trial-and-error, tired of agencies that overpromise and underdeliver, and frustrated by chasing followers instead of customers, this is where it stops.


We Built This Mastermind Because Your Pain Is Real

We’ve seen it over and over:

  • Owners saying they feel like they’re just throwing money away on ads with no return.
  • You’re juggling everything... and you’ve only got a few minutes a day for marketing.
  • Likes and clicks look good, but they don’t pay bills.

We listened. And we built this event to fix it.


What You’ll Walk Away With

We designed this workshop for the real challenges business owners face, like:


“Converting prospects is frustratingly HARD.”“It’s overwhelming with too many marketing options, too little direction.”“I wasted $200 on Facebook ads that generated ZERO business.”

So we built a solution that delivers clarity, focus, and real ROI


Workshop Agenda: Build Your Strategic Marketing Blueprint
✅ Step 1: Custom-Tailored Marketing Blueprint (Workshop Part 1)

You’ll craft a strategy aligned to your ideal customers, so you stop shooting in the dark and start drawing them in.

Why it matters:Most small businesses waste up to $20,000/year because they don’t know who to target or how to connect. gluckstadtba.com


✅ Step 2: Become the ONLY Logical Choice

Learn how to position your business so your prospects choose you, without second-guessing.


✅ Step 3: Charge More... and Make People Thank You

We’ll show you how to raise prices ethically and deliver such value customers happily pay premium rates.


✅ Step 4: Attract New Customers and Maximize Profit

Discover the four campaigns you must run, and exactly where to run them... so attracting new customers becomes predictable.


✅ Step 5: Build a Group of Raving Evangelists

With the power of word-of-mouth, already influencing 77% of all purchases, we’ll teach you how to generate loyal repeat customers.


Exclusive Tools You’ll Walk Away With

You’ll leave the workshop with ready-to-use tools so you won’t get stuck after the event ends:

  • Natural Progression Blueprint – your next-client journey mapped out
  • Expectations Litmus Test – to set client-buy-in from the start
  • Magic Journal – daily prompts to stay consistent and creative
  • Customer Avatar Worksheet – define exactly WHO you serve

Who This Mastermind Is Perfect For…
  • Business owners and solopreneurs who’ve tried DIY or agencies and seen ZERO traction
  • Busy entrepreneurs with little time who need an efficient, clear strategy
  • Leaders who want more profit, better clients, and a solid marketing plan, without guesswork

🔒 Who This Is NOT For…

This isn’t a fit if you:

❌ Expect instant results without doing any work

❌ Want someone else to do everything for you

❌ Aren’t willing to invest 60–90 minutes per week to build your strategy

❌ Just want “go viral” tips, not a long-term system

If you’re ready to take charge, cut marketing stress, and build something real—this is it.


What You’ll Get
  • Full participation in the Strategic Marketing Mastermind workshop
  • All 4 exclusive implementation tools
  • Post-event access to guide materials
  • Group accountability and hands-on feedback with your peers
  • Plus a delicious lunch!
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Where is it happening?

Ugly Mug Marketing, 325 Desoto Street, Alexandria, United States

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