First Anαlual Conservative Real American Long Distance Ear Piercing & Docking Festival

Name: First Anαlual Conservative Real American Long Distance Ear Piercing & Docking Festival
Start: 2024-10-06T12:00:00-05:00
End: 2024-10-06T15:00:00-05:00
Location: 807 Brazos St, Austin, TX 78701-2508, United States

Schedule

Sun Oct 06 2024 at 12:00 pm to 03:00 pm

UTC-05:00

Location

807 Brazos St, Austin, TX 78701-2508, United States | Austin, TX

Come on down to Karl Diebitsch Jewelers for the absolute deal of a lifetime! In solidarity with our country's only begotted son getting the toughest ear piercing EVER! Come on down and let the verteranerian on staff dock those ears! Billy is out back making sure you too can get the .223 gagged piercing just like our feared leaderless.
It's first come, first serve, but any cntservatives who find their own daughters attractive to the front of the line!