Fest Soccer 3: Return of teh P0nx
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New venue! Closer! Convenient! MOAR P0NX!
Okay, this is our third Fest soccer tournament and it is very unsanctioned and very inclusive and VERY half-assed. The third movie is always the best too: Army of Darkness, Return of the King, For A Few Dollars More, etc. Show up with a team (3v3 or 4v4 is TBD) or show up solo and we will form teams! Make jerseys or don't. See if we care!
Hopefully this new area will work for us. (Any advice is welcome.) We just need a patch of grass. If any locals can bring a ball or goals or cones or bibs or anything(!), that would be dope. Here's the deets from past tournaments and I reckon we may as well stick to this plan:
Rules: Not much in the way of rules!
- All Fest Punks are welcome.
- Probably do 3v3 or 4v4 depending on who shows. I think it should be 3-touch with no tackling. Standard Fair Play pick-up soccer with fun and sportsmanship in mind.
- Your team should have a uniform or at least wear a white tee, black tee, etc. Coordinate! You're a team!
- Your team will have to attend one (1) Fest set in uniform or you will be retroactively DQ'd.
- If The Bouncing Souls don't show up, they can never play "Olé" ever again.
- Be very cool to everyone, duh.
Please let folks know that we are accepting more teams! Let's knock the ball around for an hour or so and go see some bands! Please share this event!
Okay, this is our third Fest soccer tournament and it is very unsanctioned and very inclusive and VERY half-assed. The third movie is always the best too: Army of Darkness, Return of the King, For A Few Dollars More, etc. Show up with a team (3v3 or 4v4 is TBD) or show up solo and we will form teams! Make jerseys or don't. See if we care!
Hopefully this new area will work for us. (Any advice is welcome.) We just need a patch of grass. If any locals can bring a ball or goals or cones or bibs or anything(!), that would be dope. Here's the deets from past tournaments and I reckon we may as well stick to this plan:
Rules: Not much in the way of rules!
- All Fest Punks are welcome.
- Probably do 3v3 or 4v4 depending on who shows. I think it should be 3-touch with no tackling. Standard Fair Play pick-up soccer with fun and sportsmanship in mind.
- Your team should have a uniform or at least wear a white tee, black tee, etc. Coordinate! You're a team!
- Your team will have to attend one (1) Fest set in uniform or you will be retroactively DQ'd.
- If The Bouncing Souls don't show up, they can never play "Olé" ever again.
- Be very cool to everyone, duh.
Please let folks know that we are accepting more teams! Let's knock the ball around for an hour or so and go see some bands! Please share this event!
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Where is it happening?
Depot Park, 800 SE 4th St, Gainesville, FL 32601-8071, United States
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