F*Bomb Final F*cking Friday – September 2025 Meeting (Portland)
Schedule
Fri Sep 26 2025 at 08:30 am to 10:00 am
UTC-07:00Location
Location to be disclosed | Portland, OR

About this Event
Welcome to Final F*cking Friday Portland Edition!
We’re keeping it weird, keeping it bold, and closing out the month the only way Portland knows how. Whether you’re brand new or you’ve been riding with us since day one, you belong here.
Final Fcking Friday is our twist on the classic First Fcking Friday meetup. It’s the same no fluff, no panels, no pretending space you know and love, just with Portland’s signature weirdness stamped all over it.
Here’s what you can expect:
In-Person + VirtualJoin us live in Portland (where the magic happens) or hop on virtually if you’re not local. Either way, you’re part of the crew.
Small Groups, Real ConversationsWe keep it intimate, about 10 members, so you can actually connect, be heard, and walk away with insights that matter.
Led by a Breakfast ChampionEvery session is hosted by one of our own members who picks the time and place. Always before noon, because breakfast fuels brilliance.
Co-Created by the CommunityThis is not a top down event. It is powered by you, the questions, stories, wins, and challenges you bring. Everyone shows up, everyone contributes, and everyone leaves with something real.
If You’re New, Here’s the Deal:
- No need to know anyone, we’ve got you.
- This isn’t a presentation, it’s a conversation.
- Come as you are, no prep, no dress code.
- You don’t have to have it all figured out, just bring yourself.
You’ll leave with support, connection, and momentum that actually lasts. And because this is Portland, expect a little extra weird in the mix.
Final Friday. Final word. F*cking connection that counts.
By attending this event, you agree that photographs and video recordings will be taken for possible use on the FBomb website, marketing materials, and social media.
Agenda
Well Hello, Friends. (~15 mins)
Info: This is also the time to practice your elevator pitches during your introductions. Why? It’ll help you sharpen your pitch game while giving the rest of us a front-row seat to your business. Don’t worry if you haven’t nailed it yet. That’s what these practices are for!
Name that Role! (~5 mins)
Info: Pick a role that might best suit you to contribute and uplift the squad experience. We all thank you for this! (It’s on page 3.)
Agree to Agree. (~5 mins)
Info: Conversation Captain, flex your role and get folx started. Take turns, one at a time, and read out loud the Community Agreements. Don’t skip this part! This is what it means to be part of the F*Bomb community! (It’s on page 4.)
Business Topic Breakdown. (~40min)
Info: This is where we dig into our business and break it down. You may be the expert in the group. You may know very little. This is where the magic happens with the brain trust of the squad, where we become more than the good ol’ networking. (It’s on page 5.)
Situation “Ask/Give” Smackdown. (~20min)
Info: Do you have an explosive situation that could use the squad’s support? This is the perfect time. Don’t forget to offer something in return for the support. (PS. Not everyone has to share. It’s a space to help those who are really in a pickle!)
Where is it happening?
Location to be disclosed, 123, Portland, United StatesUSD 0.00 to USD 38.00
