Fatal Femme

Hide your nipples, boys. The Nipple Twister is brutal, dangerous, and coming for you.

Nothing is stopping this menace from attacking the innocent men of Merseyside and leaving their egos as torn as their chests. Men have been told to stay indoors when it's dark, not to travel alone, to carry their keys between their fingers, and most importantly, to dress appropriately.

Unfortunately, there's not much hope that the streets will get any safer with Detective Chief Inspector Bazza on the case, who's more concerned with vapes, doughnuts, and Harry Styles than solving any murders. Her fresh new interns, Jenkins and Samson, aren't doing much to help solve the problem either, but at least they are trying. The only person it seems anyone can trust is our favourite true-crime influencer, @ilovemurder2904, who is making sure to keep us updated with all the details of this scary nipple-ripping killer.

Thank goodness we have a source we can rely on. Or do we? You'll have to hold on to your nipples and find out.

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