Fake European: Stand-up Comedy Show in English @ Amsterdam
Schedule
Sun Nov 23 2025 at 08:00 pm to 10:30 pm
UTC+01:00Location
Comedy Café Amsterdam | Amsterdam, NH
About this Event
✈️ For anyone who's ever lived abroad, loved across borders or just been culturally confused. This show dives into the absurd reality of being a foreigner: trying to fit in everywhere, while belonging nowhere. Welcome home.
This show will exceed your expectations 🙌
- “Deadpan Absurdity” — Stewart Lee, The Guardian
- “Immensely likable stage presence and sharp storytelling” — SLEEC Reviews
- “Did you write it yourself?” — Dima's mom
This show will exceed your expectations.
💸 Tickets:
Online: from 14 EUR
Doors: 25 EUR
📍Comedy Cafe Amsterdam 🚪 Doors: 8:00 PM ⏰ Showtime: 8:30 PM 🗣️ Language: English
Check out Dima's Instagram
🇺🇦🍉 Dima is a Ukrainian stand-up comedian who has been living in Germany for the past 9 years. But don’t worry – he hasn’t been there long enough to lose his sense of humor. His unique comedic style is a mix of absurdity, social commentary, and some allegedly inappropriate jokes. And yes, Watermelon is his real last name, simply translated into English.
Dima has performed in more than 30 countries, including renowned locations such as the Gotham Comedy Club in New York, the Comedy Store London, and Edinburgh Fringe Festival.
Living in three different countries and visiting over forty, Dima is no longer simply Ukrainian, but not quite European either. Stuck in this absurd cultural limbo, he finds laughter is his best coping mechanism.
www.dimawatermelon.com
Where is it happening?
Comedy Café Amsterdam, 89 IJdok, Amsterdam, NetherlandsEvent Location & Nearby Stays:
EUR 13.65 to EUR 18.93


















