EMPIRE MOVIE - If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
Schedule
Wed Oct 29 2025 at 02:00 pm to 04:00 pm
UTC-04:00Location
The Empire Theatre | Belleville, ON

About this Event
For Linda, being a working wife and mother in Montauk is not a life of serenity and joy but stress and anxiety. Her daughter is suffering from an unknown disease and is hooked up to a constantly beeping medical device. Her husband is away at sea working and unable to alleviate the crippling pressure weighing on her every minute. Tensions escalate when a hole in the ceiling bursts, a problematic event that metaphorically sums up the immense strain she’s under.
Then there are the patients where she works as a counsellor at the Center for Psychological Arts and Mom Talk, and an aloof contractor not providing much help at the house. The repairs send Linda and her daughter to a motel where a calm, supportive superintendent offers space to breathe. But Linda’s mental health continues to spiral, the stresses of her life accumulating.
Cast: Rose Byrne, A$AP Rocky, Conan O’Brien, Danielle Macdonald, Christian Slater
Genre: Drama, Comedy
Runtime: 1 hr. 53 mins.
Rating: 14A
Showing:
Wednesday, October 29 @ 2 & 7 pm
Thursday, October 30 @ 7 pm
Friday, October 31 @ 7 pm
Where is it happening?
The Empire Theatre, 321 Front Street, Belleville, CanadaEvent Location & Nearby Stays:
CAD 13.92
