Eat Me's Christmas Classics!
Schedule
Wed, 17 Dec, 2025 at 08:00 pm to Thu, 18 Dec, 2025 at 12:00 pm
UTC+00:00Location
District, 61 Jordan street, L1 0be Liverpool, United Kingdom | Liverpool, EN
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Ever feel overwhelmed? SICK of everything changing when you liked it how it was? Is all that new fangled music, AI doomscrolling and your genetic predisposition to gout weighing you down? Well, maybe it’s time you came to EAT ME: CHRISTMAS CLASSICS… an old timey seasonal cabaret sensation for all the family!Sure, the weather outside is frightening, Rudolph needs a liver transplant and your bells are all out of jingles.. but like it or loathe it - Winter is about to cum, Satan’s been sharpening his Claws and your name’s been top of the naughty list for a looong time…
So, let’s get nostalgic in here, wind up the radiola and get ready for some good old 50s style fun - the future may be murky, but our rose tinted spectacles are not!
It’s Tiiiiii-iiiiiime to buy your tickets for the post-turkey fever dream you never knew you needed - with thrilling games, presents, life-altering performances/injuries and the best performers (no money) can buy!
All hosted by Pig in a Blanket Miss Sharon Le Grand and Mrs. Santa’s Mistress Auntie Climax! Featuring star turns from the Dairy King, Babba Yagga, Thicc van Dyke and more to be announced - with special guest appearance from Uncle Mick!!
Delicious scran available from New Bird Kitchen, fabulous disc jockeys and more ye olde fun than you can shake a stick at with tickets selling faster than you can say ‘Bring back the cane!’
And for God’s sake dress in something christmassy!!
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ACCESS:
District has a wheelchair accessible entrance, accessible toilet and some seating (benches and some high seats with backs at tables). The show will also contain loud music and flashing lights.
💌 Email us at [email protected] for access and low income ticket requests, and we will do our best to accommodate you.
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7:30pm - doors
8:00pm - cabaret
10:30pm - DJs
🎟️ Tickets available on Skiddle
https://www.skiddle.com/whats-on/Liverpool/District-/EAT-MEs-Christmas-Classics/41583174/
📍 District, 61 Jordan Street, L1 0BE
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Where is it happening?
District, 61 Jordan street, L1 0be Liverpool, United Kingdom, Jamaica Street Industrial Estate, Flint Street, Liverpool, L1 0, United KingdomEvent Location & Nearby Stays:
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