EAST VAN HOTDOG EATING CHAMPIONSHIP

Get ready for the craziest, wildest, most unhinged beer bash Commercial Drive has EVER seen because the Commercial Drive Legion Lounge is about to go absolutely feral on Friday March 13 at 7pm 🍺🔥🌭😈

This isn’t just a party.
This is a $5.50 beer-fuelled fever dream where you can get tipsy, sloshed, or spiritually enlightened for literal chump change 💸🤪🍻

And the tickets??
EARLY BIRD TICKETS ARE FIVE. FREAKING. DOLLARS.
That’s cheaper than a latte. Cheaper than parking. Cheaper than your self-respect after karaoke.
Presale is $10 and if you wait till the door it’s $15 because consequences are real 😭💀

We’re blasting chaotic bangers all night 🎶💥
We’re pouring beers like we’re trying to flood the building 🍺🌊
We’re summoning the spirits of East Van shenanigans 🧙‍♂️✨

AND THEN
THE MAIN EVENT
THE MOMENT OF DESTINY

🌭🌭🌭 🌭🌭🌭

When you walk in, you can toss your name in a hat 🎩🔥 to compete for the sacred title of KING or QUEEN OF THE MEATS 👑🌭
We draw names live.
We give you a mountain of wieners.
You eat like your life, honour, and future grandchildren depend on it.
The first to finish wins eternal glory and probably a stomachache but like… a heroic one 💪😵‍💫

BUT WAIT
THERE’S MORE CHAOS

🎤 KARAOKE – scream-sing your truth like it’s 3am in a Denny’s parking lot
🎬 ADAM SANDLER LOOK ALIKE CONTEST – do you look vaguely like a suburban dad? o you dress terribly? Do you look drunk and or stoned? YOU COULD WIN.

This night will be messy.
This night will be legendary.
This night will be East Van in its purest, most feral form 🦝🔥

Grab your $5 early bird or your $10 presale and prepare your liver, your stomach, and your soul 😈🌭🍺🔥

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