Drunk Pirates

Highlights 🏴‍☠️ Watch a high-energy comedy spin on Treasure Island where one lead actor is genuinely drunk on rum ⚔️ Experience unpredictable mayhem, slurred monologues, crumbling alliances, and wild sword fights 🎭 Choose your vantage point at Downtown Phoenix's vibrant Rose Theater—from balcony to stage-side seating General Info 📅 Dates: June 10 – September 20, 2026 (Tuesdays through Sundays) 🕒 Time: Tue, Wed, Thu & Fri: 7:00 PM (Additional 9:00 PM show on Thursdays) Saturday: 5:00 PM, 7:00 PM, & 9:00 PM Sunday: 5:00 PM ⏳ Duration: 90 minutes (no intermission) 📍 Location: The Rose Theater (455 N 3rd St Suite 1010, Phoenix, AZ 85004) 👤 Age requirement: 21+ only with a valid physical photo ID ♿ Accessibility: Fully wheelchair accessible Description Welcome to Drunk Pirates, where sea legs are completely optional but a survival-level sense of humor is mandatory! Step inside the theater as Jim Hawkins sets sail aboard the legendary Hispaniola alongside the infamous Long John Silver. The mission sounds simple enough: track down the buried gold. However, there’s a massive catch—one of the lead actors is deep into a real bottle of rum. Watch the theatrical production beautifully dissolve into pure, interactive chaos as sword fights ensue, lines are slurred, and the threat of walking the plank becomes very real. Will the crew ever make it to the "X" on the map, or will the alcohol sink the entire ship? Grab your crew and secure your tickets to find out!