Drunk Pirates

Name: Drunk Pirates
Start: 2026-05-30T17:00:00-06:00
Location: The Emerald Theatre

Schedule

Sat, 30 May, 2026 at 05:00 pm

UTC-06:00

Location

The Emerald Theatre | Houston, TX

⭐ Step aboard for Drunk Pirates, the high-seas spectacle where the rum is real and the script is optional! Watch in awe (and hilarity) as a professional actor takes five shots of rum before attempting to perform a major role in the classic tale of Treasure Island. Highlights 🏴‍☠️ A chaotic, booze-fueled twist on Captain Flint’s hunt for lost treasure 🥃 One professional actor performs completely intoxicated—chaos is guaranteed 🗡️ Experience shifting alliances, sword fights, and slurred monologues in real-time 🍹 Sip on craft cocktails while you watch the voyage slip hilariously off course 🎭 No two journeys are ever the same in this unpredictable interactive theatre experience General Info 📍 Location: The Emerald Theatre 📅 Date and time: Choose directly in the ticket selector ⏳ Duration: 90 minutes (no intermission) 👤 Age requirement: 21+ with valid physical photo ID ♿ Accessibility: The venue is ADA accessible Description Welcome to Drunk Pirates, where sea legs are optional but a sense of humor is mandatory! As Jim Hawkins sets sail aboard the Hispaniola with the legendary Long John Silver, the mission is simple: find the gold. However, with one lead actor deep into a bottle of rum, the "treasure" becomes the least of the crew's worries. Alliances will crumble, sword fights will ensue, and the plank is always a possibility in this high-energy comedy. Whether you're a landlubber or a seasoned sailor, you’ll enjoy a night of slurred monologues and inevitable mayhem. Will the cast reach the X that marks the spot, or will the rum sink the entire production? Get your tickets now!