Dork

Face the facts, none of you nerds are going to have a Valentine. So cut all that romantic crap early and spend the night partying with the rest of us local losers. This Dork is cutting out the frills to focus on what the people want: being young, dumb, and nothing to lose. Bust out the checkerboard vans, the JNCOs, and start two steppin while your friends figure out the drawbacks to wearing tighty whities. DJ Goblyn returns with an aggression filled set to most and beat to.

Dress inspiration: the douchebag you crushed on, the step-dad with a grudge, or the wimp they’re about to teach a lesson. Studs with chains, nerds in khakis, and shorts sagged low to show off those pristine tighty-whities. Jock, Emo, Fratty, Sissy, represent your tribe with pride.

This is a safe space for all forms of sexualities and gender expression. Racism, transphobia, ableism, sexism, and other forms of discrimination will not be tolerated.

21+

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