DIVA or Die: Wet Hot San Francisco Summer
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$40 General Admission
Doors at 7:30pm.
Show from 8:15-10:30pm with one intermission
$3 off each ticket when you use the code earlybird3 at checkout.
Offer ends July 19th.
Promo Codes are not applicable at the door.
Codes are not case sensitive, but must be typed as one word.
It’s summer in San Francisco. The tourists are prepared for excessive heat in their tank tops and shorts, but there is a chill in the air and the fog is rolling in, shrouding the golden gate and the Sutro tower. Not only does the iconic San Francisco summer result in the escalation of SF sweatshirt sales at tourist venues, but it’s moody and changing nature is the inspiration for Wet Hot San Francisco Summer!
Get tickets to the show to enjoy breathtaking views, refreshing ocean breezes, mysterious avian encounters, and the occasional foray onto (or into) the high seas for adventures that may be life or death!
At DIVA or Die: Wet Hot San Francisco Summer, you'll experience the San Francisco summer through an unforgettable evening of burlesque and variety entertainment.
Join us for an evening of deliciously campy summer adventure where live burlesque, variety, and summer mayhem collide. Marvel at daring performers. Witness questionable decisions. Watch summer vacation plans go awry!
MC Rosie Fingers will take us on this SF summer escapade! With performers:
Chacha Rosa
Robada Risa
Rococoa Ripley
D’Myleaux
Harry Sass
Calliope Quaint
The Quainted Ladies
With special out of town performers:
Felix Flex
Antoinette Coquette
At DIVA or Die: Wet Hot San Francisco Summer, you never know what will happen next, but if you enjoy watching beautiful people and strange summer escapades, this show is for you! Get your tickets now to celebrate summer with us at San Francisco’s The Lost Church with cocktails, laughter, and enough sequins to blind a seagull. (Well, theoretically blind seagulls, if that dang sun would ever come out!)
Whether you're a beach babe, a summer blockbuster fanatic, or simply someone who enjoys watching beautiful people make terrible choices, this is the show for you! Get your tickets now! DIVA or Die: It’s to Die for!
WARNING! This production contains scenes of excessive fabulousness.
https://www.calliopequaint.com
https://www.facebook.com/DivaOrDieBurlesque
https://www.instagram.com/divaordie
https://www.facebook.com/calliopequaint
https://www.instagram.com/calliopequaint
https://www.instagram.com/rosiefingers42
DIVA or Die Burlesque is a produced by Calliope Quaint and with Assistant Producer Rosie Fingers!
Calliope Quaint: Calliope Quaint is an accomplished musical theatre performer and lifelong dancer. Calliope first brought her sparkling repertoire of captivating caricatures to the world of burlesque in 2008. Her solo acts have won awards at the Arizona Burlesque Festival (Judge's Choice in 2019) and the Great Burlesque Exposition (Most Humorous in 2014, and Most Classic in 2016). Other notable appearances include The Texas Burlesque Festival, London Burlesque Festival, Ohio Burlesque Festival, Toronto Burlesque Festival, Panama Burlesque Festival, and Hollywood Burlesque Festival. She changed her name in June 2024, previously performing under the name Red Velvet. She has been the head diva of DIVA or Die since its inception in 2012. In addition, she has co-created five theatrical burlesque/cabaret productions. She is also the director of the San-Francisco based cancan and burlesque troupe, The Quainted Ladies (previously known as The Velvettes). She’s no saint, she’s Calliope Quaint.
Rosie Fingers: Rosie Fingers is a union-made maker of misery and mayhem for the agents of capital. Co-founder of Bay Area wrestling show Full Queer: Wrestling for Rights. Rosie is new to the burlesque stage, but not new to MCing. Be nice to her. Or don't. She's into that. Or at least she knows when to hit back and when to ask for more.
Recommended if you like: Dita von Tease, Hubba Hubba Revue
Doors at 7:30pm.
Show from 8:15-10:30pm with one intermission
$3 off each ticket when you use the code earlybird3 at checkout.
Offer ends July 19th.
Promo Codes are not applicable at the door.
Codes are not case sensitive, but must be typed as one word.
It’s summer in San Francisco. The tourists are prepared for excessive heat in their tank tops and shorts, but there is a chill in the air and the fog is rolling in, shrouding the golden gate and the Sutro tower. Not only does the iconic San Francisco summer result in the escalation of SF sweatshirt sales at tourist venues, but it’s moody and changing nature is the inspiration for Wet Hot San Francisco Summer!
Get tickets to the show to enjoy breathtaking views, refreshing ocean breezes, mysterious avian encounters, and the occasional foray onto (or into) the high seas for adventures that may be life or death!
At DIVA or Die: Wet Hot San Francisco Summer, you'll experience the San Francisco summer through an unforgettable evening of burlesque and variety entertainment.
Join us for an evening of deliciously campy summer adventure where live burlesque, variety, and summer mayhem collide. Marvel at daring performers. Witness questionable decisions. Watch summer vacation plans go awry!
MC Rosie Fingers will take us on this SF summer escapade! With performers:
Chacha Rosa
Robada Risa
Rococoa Ripley
D’Myleaux
Harry Sass
Calliope Quaint
The Quainted Ladies
With special out of town performers:
Felix Flex
Antoinette Coquette
At DIVA or Die: Wet Hot San Francisco Summer, you never know what will happen next, but if you enjoy watching beautiful people and strange summer escapades, this show is for you! Get your tickets now to celebrate summer with us at San Francisco’s The Lost Church with cocktails, laughter, and enough sequins to blind a seagull. (Well, theoretically blind seagulls, if that dang sun would ever come out!)
Whether you're a beach babe, a summer blockbuster fanatic, or simply someone who enjoys watching beautiful people make terrible choices, this is the show for you! Get your tickets now! DIVA or Die: It’s to Die for!
WARNING! This production contains scenes of excessive fabulousness.
https://www.calliopequaint.com
https://www.facebook.com/DivaOrDieBurlesque
https://www.instagram.com/divaordie
https://www.facebook.com/calliopequaint
https://www.instagram.com/calliopequaint
https://www.instagram.com/rosiefingers42
DIVA or Die Burlesque is a produced by Calliope Quaint and with Assistant Producer Rosie Fingers!
Calliope Quaint: Calliope Quaint is an accomplished musical theatre performer and lifelong dancer. Calliope first brought her sparkling repertoire of captivating caricatures to the world of burlesque in 2008. Her solo acts have won awards at the Arizona Burlesque Festival (Judge's Choice in 2019) and the Great Burlesque Exposition (Most Humorous in 2014, and Most Classic in 2016). Other notable appearances include The Texas Burlesque Festival, London Burlesque Festival, Ohio Burlesque Festival, Toronto Burlesque Festival, Panama Burlesque Festival, and Hollywood Burlesque Festival. She changed her name in June 2024, previously performing under the name Red Velvet. She has been the head diva of DIVA or Die since its inception in 2012. In addition, she has co-created five theatrical burlesque/cabaret productions. She is also the director of the San-Francisco based cancan and burlesque troupe, The Quainted Ladies (previously known as The Velvettes). She’s no saint, she’s Calliope Quaint.
Rosie Fingers: Rosie Fingers is a union-made maker of misery and mayhem for the agents of capital. Co-founder of Bay Area wrestling show Full Queer: Wrestling for Rights. Rosie is new to the burlesque stage, but not new to MCing. Be nice to her. Or don't. She's into that. Or at least she knows when to hit back and when to ask for more.
Recommended if you like: Dita von Tease, Hubba Hubba Revue
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