Dima Watermelon: Fake European | Stand-Up Comedy in Amsterdam
Schedule
Wed Feb 25 2026 at 08:00 pm to 10:30 pm
Location
Comedy Café Amsterdam | Amsterdam, NH
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? With 20M+ views online and over 100k on his debut comedy special, Dima returns with a brand-new hour of brutally honest, darkly funny, and often inappropriate stand-up?· “Deadpan Absurdity” — Stewart Lee, The Guardian
· “Immensely likable stage presence and sharp storytelling” — SLEEC Reviews
· “Did you write it yourself?”— Dima's mom
? Expect spicy jokes and ridiculous life stories about the collapse of the western civilization, online dating, mindfulness, interracial relationships, circumcision and other significant subjects. No topic is off-limits or too soon.
This show will exceed your expectations ?
?️ Tickets:
Online: from 12 EUR
Door: 25 EUR
?Comedy Cafe Amsterdam
?Doors: 20:00
⏰ Showtime: 20:30
?? The show is entirely in English
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Where is it happening?
Comedy Café Amsterdam, IJdok 89, 1013 MM Amsterdam, Nederland, Amsterdam, NetherlandsEvent Location & Nearby Stays:
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