Deck the Balls: A Queer Adult Panto!
Schedule
Thu Dec 18 2025 at 08:00 pm to 11:00 pm
UTC+00:00Location
The Rum Shack | Glasgow, SC
Get ready to deck Santa's balls and join us for a queer DIY adult panto extravaganza in the Southside!About this Event
Deck the Balls!
Come to Glasgow’s ONLY QUEER ADULT PANTO!!! (we think)
It’s nearly Christmas and it’s time to DECK. SANTA’S. BALLS!
No, really. The Christmas+ Subscription is being rolled out across the globe, and Santa’s raking in the dough. Families across the world are being forced to pay £12.99 every month for a guarantee of no coal in their stockings. Things aren’t what they used to be.
Jesus won’t help you, because he isn’t real. But Santa is, and he’s exploiting you - sat on his big arse drinking Bailey’s and chewing toffee pennies, while Mrs. Claus and Rudolph do all the real work. But they’ve had ENOUGH and they’re about to go on a journey of self discovery as they embark on a big gay night out… at the NORTH POLO!!!!
Join us for a night of seduction, scandal, and some shit rewritten Christmas songs!!
Theo Seddon as SANTA CLAUS!
Agnes Evans-Forrest as MRS CLAUS!
Craig Manson as RUDOLPH!
(and we'll probably all play other parts as well)
18+
Show lasts 1hr
Where is it happening?
The Rum Shack, 657-659 Pollokshaws Road, Glasgow, United KingdomGBP 8.30
