DARK_WEB /The-Dysfunction

Schedule

Fri, 25 Oct, 2024 at 10:00 pm to Sat, 26 Oct, 2024 at 04:00 am

Location

Xanadu Roller Arts | Brooklyn, NY

This is Not Your Average Halloween Party. Prepare for viral disturbance glitches during open portal hours into the DARK WEB
About this Event

? DARK WEB: THE DYSFUNCTION ?

PORTAL OPENS 10.25 @ 10 PM

< ENTER THE DARK WEB />

On Friday 25 October, crawl into the depths of the internet’s most mysterious corner—where the laws of reality bend, identities dissolve, and chaos reigns as a one-night-only portal will be opening allowing you direct access into the infamously elusive DARK WEB.

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THIS IS NOT YOUR AVERAGE HALLOWEEN PARTY.

You're Welcome!

Prep to become hostage to The Dysfunction—a surreal realm of digitally dazzling decadence and absolute debauchery, where madcap mayhem is the beat of the street, and the only rules are:

Avoid the Web Crawlers...

No cellphones.

No boundaries.

No Assholes.

We prefer gorgeous music sets, orgasmic mind-bending art decor installations, actual sexy human beings to interact with, homemade games, hole-some strippers, delicious spider spinning Dominatrixes, burlesque-byte hackers, Cyberslam Drag Queen Wrestling, 1-800-XXX bathroom stall hotlines, LIVE DJ sets from the infamous Club Toilet (to ensure your download experience on the toilets is a hot and steamy one), chill out and dial-up chat room lounge, tattoo artists on the dance floor, live music acts, dancefloor drummers, Black Market need/want styling and DARK WEB essentials, specialty elixirs and bespoke potions rejuvenation bar, late-night pole performances, mega-byte sized glitch and glam beauty parlour, custom UV web-spun Shibari looks for rent or to own by the FEMME DOMME spider den, and much more....

iRepeat… THIS IS A COSTUME MANDATORY HALLOWEEN AFFAIR!

*If you are not dressed to par, there will be select services made available for an add-on experience to ensure you are primed to perfection for your arrival into the DARK WEB.

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Retro Future Fashion: Think futuristic looks with a retro twist—bold, shiny, and inspired by what the future looked like in the past. Looks comprised of neon colors, glitchy makeup, and robotic accents.

80s + 90s Tech Noir: High-tech, dark, edgy an a bit eerie 80s/90s classic Horror vibes. THINK Blade Runner meets Fifth Element and goes on a date with Ghostbusters.

Cyberpunk Chic: Futuristic street style with neon accents, leather, and bold tech accessories. Think grunge meets cyperpunk holographic glamour. THINK: Zenon Girl of the 21st Century meets The Matrix

Leather, Latex, Mad MaxDOM & Kink: Post-apocalyptic meets fetishwear kink. Think leather, latex, and rugged, daring outfits with a touch of surreal elements

Be creative! Craft your outfit from anything—tape, plastic, or unconventional materials, just no regular clothes.

COSTUME CATEGORY CONTEST @ MIDNITE!<h4>_BEST LOOKS WILL BE ANOUNCED and AWARDED ! /></h4>

..:: COSTUME INSPIRATION BOARD: click here to view and get inspired

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PREMUM TABLE EXPERIENCE Make your trip to the DARK WEB a luxurious and accommodating experience! Add-on premium table reservations are available at checkout and are catered to come complete w/ full bottle service and able to accommodate personalized performance based host moments.
>> 1 TABLE can accomodate a party of 5 guests <<

Questions? Email ::.. [email protected]

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< MADE POSSIBLE WITH T.L.C AND A LOT OF CRAFTED ARTISTS />

Get ready for mind blowing MEGA-byte sized decor installations by the brilliant , alongside

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& with special thanks to the collaborative co-production team at