Daniel Connell: Prairie Dog - Melbourne

Award-winning stand-up Daniel Connell (as seen on Have You Been Paying Attention?) returns with a brand-new show. Book now as this show will sell-out. 'A comedic masterpiece' - Onya Magazine.
Hi there, Daniel here, the above paragraph is true, I am touring my brand-new show. If you haven't already made plans, perhaps I could interest you in a night out at my comedy show? It'll go for about an hour, and be held in a nice venue. I'll do all the talking, all you need to do is sit there and watch, pretty sweet.
Here's the things you'd need to organise on your end -
Ask a friend or multiple friends if they're keen to see some comedy. (Talk me up if they're on the fence. Not too much though)
Book ticket/s
If needed, organise a baby sitter, you're probably looking at 5:30pm-8:30pm. (Or send them for a sleepover if you're getting loose)
See who wants to grab dinner before/or after the show. (I'd eat before personally, then you can piss on post show)
See if anyone wants to drive you in? Or get the train/an Uber.
Get to the venue 10 mins early.
Sit down.
Phone on silent.
Jacket off. (the rooms can get a bit warm)
Clap.
Laugh.
Clap.
Leave.
Piss on.
Roll in at 3am the following morning