Dan Tiernan: Quartz And All

Dan Tiernan is back at it again: and this time he’s got magic rocks in his pocket.
With a hat trick of sold-out Edinburgh Festival runs, Dan's a two-time Edinburgh Comedy Award nominee who has received countless five-star reviews. No wonder the Guardian has named him 'one of comedy’s most distinctive new voices'.
‘Loud, inventive, visceral… it’s a blast’ **** The Times
Dan returns on tour armed with an amethyst, a bucketful of sage and a rose quartz the size of his impossibly large head.
As seen on Live at the Apollo, 8 Out of Ten Cats Does Countdown, The Last Leg, and QI.
NOMINEE: Best Newcomer – Edinburgh Comedy Awards 2023
NOMINEE: Best Comedy Show – Edinburgh Comedy Awards 2025
NOMINEE: Most Outstanding Show – Melbourne Comedy Awards 2026
Tickets £21.50
Age guidance: 16+
Running time: 100 mins approx. (including interval)
‘One of the most compelling voices to emerge in stand-up in recent years’
★★★★★ Mail on Sunday
‘An hour of unrelenting laughter, and the promise of an astonishing career ahead’
★★★★★ Skinny
‘Crude comedy with a big payoff is stand-up’s best yet’
★★★★ The Guardian