Culturally Inappropriate: English Stand-Up Comedy in Amsterdam
Schedule
Sun Nov 23 2025 at 08:00 pm to 10:30 pm
UTC+01:00Location
Comedy Café Amsterdam | Amsterdam, NH
About this Event
🎭 With 15M+ views online and over 100k on his debut YouTube comedy special, Dima returns with a brand-new hour of brutally honest, darkly funny, and often inappropriate stand-up. 🔥
- ⭐ “Deadpan Absurdity” — Stewart Lee, The Guardian
- ⭐ “Immensely likable stage presence and sharp storytelling” — SLEEC Reviews
- ⭐ “Did you write it yourself?” — Dima's mom
😂 Expect spicy jokes and ridiculous life stories about the collapse of the western civilization, online dating, interracial relationships, mindfulness and other hilarious subjects. No topic is off-limits or too soon.
This show will exceed your expectations 🙌
🎟️ Tickets:
- Online: from 12 EUR
- Door: 20 EUR
📍Comedy Café Amsterdam
🚪Doors open at 20:00
⏰Showtime at 20:30
🇬🇧 The show is entirely in English
🍉 Dima Watermelon • www.dimawatermelon.com • @dimawatermelon 🇺🇦
Dima is a Ukrainian stand-up comedian who has been living in Germany for the past 10 years. But don’t worry – he hasn’t been there long enough to lose his sense of humor. His unique comedic style is a mix of absurdity, social commentary, and some allegedly inappropriate jokes. And yes, Watermelon is his real last name, simply translated into English.
Dima has performed in over 30 countries, including renowned locations like Gotham Comedy Club in New York, The Comedy Store in London, and the Edinburgh Fringe Festival.
Having lived in 3 different countries and visited over 40, Dima is no longer simply Ukrainian, but not quite European either. Stuck in this absurd cultural limbo, he finds laughter is his best coping mechanism.
Where is it happening?
Comedy Café Amsterdam, 89 IJdok, Amsterdam, NetherlandsEvent Location & Nearby Stays:
EUR 9.96 to EUR 18.93



















