Costc-HO: Big Box Burlesque Revue

**WE'RE BACK: BIGGER AND BULKIER THAN BEFORE WITH TWO SHOWS!**
Save the Date for Costc-HO: An unauthorized, unofficial parody celebration of everyone's favorite wholesale retailer!
Ever wonder what happens at the warehouse after the lights go out? Do you have fantasies about that sweet, sweet $1.50 hot dog or those sky-high stacks of paper towels? Do you want to see some of the most talented local performers play out their own dreams of bulk goods at incredible deals? Costc-Ho: Big Box Burlesque Revue is the unauthorized, unofficial parody celebrating everyone’s favorite wholesale retailer!
Presented by The Dark Fates!
Burlesque! Circus! Drag! Comedy! Hot Dogs! Free samples!
Dress in your Kirkland best and be prepared to flash those
"membership" cards at the door.
Performer applications coming soon.
Ticket links coming soon with bulk discounts and early bird savings! This show $OLD OUT in 2025... be sure to secure your membership early!