Cold Cuts AGM

Valued Shareholders,

As silly season is in full swing, we thought it best to remind you all of what this time of year is truly about:

Financial Responsibility.

So let’s get down to business, to brass tacks.

It’s Quarter 4, and frankly we at Cold Cuts Enterprises & Acquisitions have not delivered.

With only 1 event so far this year, we’ve fallen way behind on our projected projections, and to be quite honest, it is not looking good for our multi-million euro bonus packages as CEO, CFO and sole employees of Cold Cuts.

So we are offering you, our dearest day 1 investors, a tremendous opportunity.

For a one-time cash injection of €30. You, as shareholders, will receive in compensation:

>Our eternal and undying love.

>A ticket to our Cold Cuts AGM, which includes:

Entry.

A delicious welcome drink.

Snacks.

Inflation-busting Martinis & Hiballs.

Insider information.

Tickets will go on sale this Tuesday the 10th at 5pm, link in bio.

There will be two seating options, 6-8pm and 9-11pm.

The AGM will be held in Monk, Cork.

Dress Code: The sleaziest business attire you own.

Yours truly,

Alex & Oisín

Host or Publisher Cold Cuts