CHURCH CAMP: sinners only! May 17th

is the immersive, R-rated parody of your classic church camp orientation experience with music, games, confessions and baptisms!

Come early to make & decorate your name tag lanyard (and maybe get a sinful beverage).

Join the overzealous Lucas James Disney (played by J.W. Dean) as he thrusts his passion for the Lord deep into you! With his restless passion to bring you sinful campers back to the Lord, Lucas desperately uses all the tools he has gained from his less-than-Godly past to lead you Campers through a taste of your typical day at Church Camp!

For the once saved but since wandered, for the once communion-raisers turned martini raisers, for the pew-sitters turned face-sitters! Lucas may not be the best amateur preacher, or the most Bible-knowledge holder, or the best guitar strummer, but God-damn-It he's gonna save your sinning-butt or die tryin'!

$1-$5 Beverages & snacks available for donation: Jesus water (wine), Satan's water (beer), hard seltzers, La Croix, bottled Holy water, and snacks!

Info: Customize your name badge lanyard, grab a refreshment, visit with incoming campers, then get a good seat.

Info: Meet fellow campers, share a cup of tang, head to your cabins (chat, another drink?, go home)

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Host or Publisher JW Dean