Christmas Crackers “Welcome To Christmas” Release Party

Dec 16 • 7–9pm • Alberta St. Pub With special opening act: Murray Kitschmas

Ticket includes a CD copy of the new album "Welcome To Christmas"

Blast off into the season at the official release party for Welcome To Christmas, the bold and joyfully unhinged sophomore album from Portland’s own Christmas Crackers. Touching down on CD and dazzling Stardust Metallic Blend vinyl, the album features the dance-floor heater “Santa’s In the Club,” the sharp and cheeky “Don’t Fuck With Christmas,” and the irresistible new single “Cookies.” It’s a cosmic, campy spin on holiday pop that only the Crackers could dream up.

The party kicks off with a special set from fellow Portland holiday originalists Murray Kitschmas, warming the room with his signature blend of kitsch, charm, and seasonal sparkle.

Join us for an evening of synthy cheer, outrageous holiday fun, and festive community as we celebrate the Crackers’ newest interstellar chapter.

Your ticket includes a CD copy of Welcome To Christmas: because no one should leave this planet without it.

Come get weird, get bright, and get fully, unapologetically Christmas.

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