Candle Linguini's Ruined Feast -- A Comic Anti-folk Opera

Cults get a bad name, but there's no better name for a cult than Candle Linguini!

Come join multitudes of devoted followers at VisArt Video for a night of music, dancing, pageantry, delightful reeductaion, and priceless merch!

Our most savory masta will be represented by Linqueeny Angel Harrison and Beloved Sheriff Al Dente in our signature dish anti-folk opera depicting the rise and fall of Candle Linguini's pasta vampire cult and many other sauspicious revelations, including recipes for success and immortality*.

Admission is $70,000, but for a limited time, we're offering a $69,990 discount.

*Immortality does not apply to impastas.

Host or Publisher Adrienne Johnson of The Kindness Machine