Canadian Steam: A Music & Comedy Show w/ Mildly Sexy Lumberjacks
Schedule
Sat, 11 Oct, 2025 at 07:30 pm
UTC-07:00Location
McMenamins Mission Theater | Portland, OR
They’re Polite, But Not Tonight!It’s Whose Line Is It Anyway? meets the Great White North!
Straight from the land of moose, maple, and modesty, Canadian Steam is a high-energy blend of musical comedy, ridiculous improv, and medium-hot lumberjack charm. These flannel-clad heartthrobs have been officially dispatched by the Ministry of Sexy™ (yes, it’s a thing) to prove once and for all that Canada is not just nice - it’s downright irresistibly hilarious.
Armed with maple syrup, smooth serenades, and some of the most average bods this side of the Rockies, these lumberjacks are on a government-sanctioned mission: Spread Canadian charm across America or risk losing their status as national sex symbols.
From the award-winning minds at The Comedy Department (TripAdvisor Travellers’ Choice winners) this laugh-out-loud spectacle delivers:
-Hilarious improvised songs
-Enthusiastic dance numbers
-Exciting audience interaction
And just enough "eh-rotica" to make Grandma blush.
But here’s the twist: YOU decide if they’re sexy enough to complete their mission. If they earn the Official Stamp of Sexy. If not? They’ll be politely asked to return to the North in shame.
So whether you're looking for a fun night out with friends, celebrating something special, or just need a night of big laughs and maple-fuelled madness—Canadian Steam is the comedy experience you didn’t know you needed.
Grab your tickets now before the Ministry revokes this operation.
