Cafe Express Meyerland Plaza
Schedule
Thu May 19 2022 at 05:00 pm to 09:55 pm
Location
Cafe Express (Meyerland) | Houston, TX
Public Service Announcement:When you leave a gaming event, please make sure you leave with ONLY your cel phone. There are a number of phones in black cases these days, make sure to grab the right phone. Remember, before pocketing any phones, make sure you do not already have another phone in your pocket or purse.
If while driving home from a meetup and discover you have in fact, obtained an additional or incorrect phone, please follow the Stignant protocol.
1) answer as soon as possible
2) return to the Meetup
3) hand phone back to the original owner (see image)
Thank you for cooperating, and hope to see you at the event.
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