Brasilia H3 N+325
Schedule
Sun, 12 Oct, 2025 at 10:30 am
UTC-03:00Location
SQN 107 Bloco C, Asa Norte, Brasília - DF, 70743-030, Brasil | Brasília, DF
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🌞 Hash N°325 – Rise, Run, and Ruin Your SundayA historic 10:30 start, because miracles do happen (thanks, Kraut).
Hash N°324 Recap – The Little Hash That Could (Almost)
Hash N°324 was a rather intimate affair—translation: small. Which was a real shame, because we had visitors all the way from Canada, ready to experience Brasília the proper way: lost, sweaty, and slightly hungover.
Luckily, Sperm Bank and Just Trinidade laid a fine trail that kept everyone entertained, confused, and hydrated (well… beer counts, right?). Our guests were not disappointed—mainly because they were too polite to say otherwise.
At the beer stop and again after the Circle, heroic tales and tragic confessions flowed faster than the warm beer. In short: a truly shitty Hash, as tradition demands.
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Up Next: Hash N°325 – The Legend of the Flexible Kraut
Your hares for this week: Just Richard and Union Jack-Off, plotting chaos in the depths of Asa Norte.
In an unprecedented moment of humility, Just Richard begged on his knees for a 10:30 a.m. start so he could set trail at 7:00. And the Hash Master, in an act of divine mercy (or mild inebriation), said yes. (A flexible Kraut? Miracles do happen.)
After the trail, we’ll stumble straight to the Eixão for beer, food, and questionable life decisions.
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📍 Start: SQN 107, Bloco C – Asa Norte
🐍 Trail: Winding through Asa Norte’s quadras and, naturally, the legendary Eixão.
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🗺️ The Trail
🏃 Runners: 7–9 km of “Oh God, why didn’t I stay home with Netflix and wine?”
🚶 Walkers: 5 km of “Instagram stroll… minus the filters, plus the sweat and at least one identity crisis.”
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🍻 What to Expect (Besides Regret):
🎭 Chalk Talk: The TED Talk nobody asked for.
🍺 Beer Stop: Where your liver files for divorce.
🎉 Circle: Public humiliation, tone-deaf chanting, and beer so warm it’s basically soup.
Then we hit the Eixão parties, where sobriety goes to die.
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🌦 Forecast:
☀ Hotter than Lucifer’s bidet.
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🧳 Packing List:
• Sunscreen stronger than Just Richard’s excuses.
• One sacrificial sock (don’t ask, just trust).
• Your liver’s last suicide note.
• Whatever dignity you’re still clinging to—it won’t survive Circle.
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So lace up your shame-proof shoes, hydrate like you mean it, and come suffer gloriously with us.
This isn’t a run. It’s group therapy—with beer, heckling, and the ever-present threat of accidental nudity.
On On, you magnificent disasters! 🍻🔥💀
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Where is it happening?
SQN 107 Bloco C, Asa Norte, Brasília - DF, 70743-030, Brasil, Poá - Boutique de Arte, SQN 107 Bloco C, Bloco C, Asa Norte, Brasília - DF, 70743-030, Brasil, Brasília, BrazilEvent Location & Nearby Stays:
