Brasilia H3 N+323
Schedule
Sun, 14 Sep, 2025 at 03:00 pm
UTC-03:00Location
Parque da 13, Lago Norte | Brasília, DF
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Hash N°323: Opulence’s Midlife-Crisis TrailGuess what? Hash N°323 is creeping up, and once again Opulence has bravely (or foolishly) volunteered to hare it. Let’s be honest: the man’s no spring chicken anymore. We’d like to avoid scraping him off the trail after he trips over a pebble. So if anyone out there has a pulse and a shred of compassion, volunteer to give him a hand before we must call Lago Norte’s ambulance service.
📍 Start: Parque da 13, SHIN QL 11 – Lago Norte
🐍 Expect the trail to slither around the lake shores and through the Conjuntos like a drunken anaconda. Translation: scenic views, confused locals, and a pack of half-feral Hashers.
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🗺️ The Trail
🏃 Runners: 7–9 km of “I thought this was a drinking club, not a death march!”
🚶 Walkers: 5 km of “Influencer walk… except you’re sweaty, red-faced, and probably scaring children.”
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🍻 What to Expect (Other Than Bad Life Choices)
🎭 Chalk Talk – A PowerPoint-free lecture you didn’t ask for.
🍺 Beer Stop – Your liver’s last stand.
🎉 Circle – Roasting, off-key singing, and beer older than some Hashers’ replacement hips.
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🌦 Forecast
☀ Sun hotter than Satan’s sauna towel.
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🧳 Packing List
• Sunscreen strong enough to protect against nuclear fallout
• A sock you don’t care about (you’ll see why)
• Your liver’s final ounce of bravery
• Whatever’s left of your dignity (spoiler: you’ll lose it anyway)
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So lace up your shame-proof shoes, drag your liver out of retirement, and come make this trail one for the “what the hell was I thinking?” file.
This isn’t just a run. It’s group therapy with beer, heckling, and possibly public nudity.
On On, you beautiful disasters! 🍻🔥💀
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Where is it happening?
Parque da 13, Lago Norte, Brasília, BrazilEvent Location & Nearby Stays:
