BOATMINCE 2026
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It's that time of the year! BOATMINCE is back for 2026!
Come on board to be surrounded by seamen, burly captains and cabin boys on board HMS BOATMINCE for an afternoon of fun on the Thames. BEARS AND BUOYS AHOY! 👀
We board The Jewel of London 12:15pm sharp from the Westminster Pier! Please don’t be late as the captain will not wait for late gays.
We will disembark at 5pm. You know we love it when you make an effort to dress up so we STRONGLY encourage a nautical theme. Throw me a wave, sailor! 🏳️🌈
The Jewel of London is bespoke party boat with two large decks, open sunroof and viewing gallery. It has two outside decks one to the front and one to the rear. On board is a superb sound system, perfect for those summer tunes ☀️☀️
During the four hours of cruising (on the boat!) our DJs 🎧 SILVERHOOK, JON BYRNE & CHRIS BROGAN will be delivering the signature BEEFMINCE sound, but carefully re-adjusted for a delightful (but yet boozy) afternoon.
🟢 Bank Holiday Sunday 4th May 2025
🟢 Boarding: 12:15-12:45 at the Westminster Pier
🟢 Disembark: 16:45-17:00 at the Westminster Pier
Want to continue the party after the boat?
The Royal Vauxhall Tavern is a 20min walk away (it's lovely stroll down the Thames) in Vauxhall.
Come on board to be surrounded by seamen, burly captains and cabin boys on board HMS BOATMINCE for an afternoon of fun on the Thames. BEARS AND BUOYS AHOY! 👀
We board The Jewel of London 12:15pm sharp from the Westminster Pier! Please don’t be late as the captain will not wait for late gays.
We will disembark at 5pm. You know we love it when you make an effort to dress up so we STRONGLY encourage a nautical theme. Throw me a wave, sailor! 🏳️🌈
The Jewel of London is bespoke party boat with two large decks, open sunroof and viewing gallery. It has two outside decks one to the front and one to the rear. On board is a superb sound system, perfect for those summer tunes ☀️☀️
During the four hours of cruising (on the boat!) our DJs 🎧 SILVERHOOK, JON BYRNE & CHRIS BROGAN will be delivering the signature BEEFMINCE sound, but carefully re-adjusted for a delightful (but yet boozy) afternoon.
🟢 Bank Holiday Sunday 4th May 2025
🟢 Boarding: 12:15-12:45 at the Westminster Pier
🟢 Disembark: 16:45-17:00 at the Westminster Pier
Want to continue the party after the boat?
The Royal Vauxhall Tavern is a 20min walk away (it's lovely stroll down the Thames) in Vauxhall.
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Where is it happening?
Westminster Pier, Thames River Boats, Victoria Embankment, London, SW1A 2JL, United Kingdom
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