Bingeing, Booze, and Bathroom Regrets: New Year’s Feast You’ll Love to Hate

🔥 Get Your New Year Rolling at Spicy City: A Feast You’ll Feel Twice 🔥

Alright, you filthy legends, time to ditch the diets, cancel your gym plans, and kick off the New Year with a feast so wild, even your stomach will call for backup. On Monday, January 20, 6:30 PM, come to Spicy City Chinese Restaurant, 4690 Convoy St, Clairemont. NO TICKETS ARE NOT FREE, but for just $50, you’ll score all the food, drinks (yes, all the alcohol), and even the tip—because we’re civilized animals. (Please Venmo $50 along with getting your ticket. I did this to avoid processing fees!)

Now, don’t be fooled by the name—most of the dishes aren’t spicy, but for the brave fools who go all-in, just know your taste buds will thank you while your bathroom schedule rethinks its life choices. 🔥💀 And don’t say I didn’t warn you—this is basically a mukbang for people who love food and have zero shame, where we'll be eating enough to make a buffet manager nervous. Here’s the catch: no ticket, no dinner. That’s right—this isn’t some free-for-all. If you don’t prepay, you’re staying home, eating leftovers, and crying into your microwave dinner.

And for anyone who’s spent the last year complaining about not being invited to "the spot"—this is your golden ticket. Don’t mess it up, because after this, the “I’m never included” excuses are officially expired.

And if you think the night ends there? Think again! If the crew’s down, we’ll roll next door for karaoke so outrageous it’ll sound like a rock concert mixed with a drunken comedy show. But with enough drinks in us, we’ll swear we're the next American Idol shoe-in.

So, stop pretending you’ve got better plans. Lock in your spot now or forever live in regret. LET’S FREAKING GO! 🎉🍜🍻

Host or Publisher Paul