BenCon 2026 [Day 4]

Name: BenCon 2026 [Day 4]
Start: 2026-05-24T10:00:00-05:00
Location: Anduzzi's Sports Club

Schedule

Sun, 24 May, 2026 at 10:00 am

UTC-05:00

Location

Anduzzi's Sports Club | Green Bay, WI

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Skip the BenCon Access Pre-Reservation Waitlist Account TODAY! https://bencorp.net/BenCon2026

BenCorp International Holdings, LLC, Ltd., GmbH, S.A., Pty. (a Fortune 8.4 Billion Company) is proud to announce:
BENCON 2026: "INTEGRATING THE SELF"
This Summer // Location: Classified (Somewhere Between the Temporal Lobe and a Wendy's)
Join all divisions, subsidiaries, and involuntary muscle groups for three days of keynotes, breakout sessions, and at least one fire drill no one is prepared for.
Featured panels include:
"Cross-Departmental Synergy: Why the Left Hand Refuses to Collaborate with the Right"
"The Adrenal Gland Presents: Overreacting to Minor Stimuli (A Live Demonstration)"
"Lunch" (sponsored by the Stomach, with a surprise keynote from Acid Reflux)
"The Spleen: What Does It Actually Do? A 90-Minute Panel With No Conclusion"
TICKETS ARE NOW AVAILABLE! Simply visit BenCorp.net/BenCon2026 (this page does not exist) to register for a Pre-Reservation Waitlist Account. Once verified (7-11 business days), you may join the Priority Queue Holding Environment, from which you may reserve a timeslot to enter the Virtual Reservation Lobby, where you will be assigned a Secondary Queue Position entitling you to schedule an appointment with an Automated Reservation Concierge, who will provide a one-time-use link to access the Ticket Reservation Intent Form (Form 44-C, Rev. 12), which upon submission routes you to a Preliminary Purchase Confirmation Staging Area for review by the BenCon Ticket Allocation Subcommittee (a division of the Appendix, which has nothing else to do). If approved, you will receive a Conditional Reservation Confirmation, which is not a ticket.
While supplies last. Supplies have never existed. Void everywhere. Void especially here. All sales are final. There have been no sales. Anduzzi's Sports Club may or may not be aware that it is hosting BenCon 2026. Cash, credit, or crypto accepted. Probably. Just show up. No tickets are actually required. No alcohol will be served to any entity without ID.
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