Beef Baby Presents: Meat Cute. Raw Romance. Cooked On Stage.

Spring is here and we're ready to get sprung. Beef Baby asks the audience for any romance-related stories like first dates, one night stands, or that one time you got sucked into a pyramid scheme that turned into a pay pig polycule. Then, they’ll air your laundry—no matter how dirty—with an entirely improvised show.

Cast:

Sohail Haqyar, Rachael Empson, Jillian Mitchell, Christian Carroll, Jamie Kilstein, Chelsea Berchon, Luxy Banner, Eric Remme, and the audience!

$9 online (plus fees) | $13 at the door

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FAQs:

REFUND POLICY:

Please note that refunds can only be issued up to 24 hours before the start of the show. Due to our online ticketing policy, if you purchase tickets and are a no-show on the night of the performance – you forfeit the right to a refund. Email [email protected] or contact Eventbrite through your purchase receipt.

AGE REQUIREMENTS:

We recommend audiences to be 18 or older due to mature content on stage; however, those under 18 are welcome with parental discretion.

CONCESSIONS / ALCOHOL:

Fallout has a bar! Arrive early and enjoy a drink and free arcade machines at Santino's Place. To drink you must be 21+, but you can still see our shows without drinking if you are under 21. No outside beverages allowed. Concessions available at box office.

PARKING:

Street parking is usually available within a 2 block radius of the theater. Try parking north of 7th Street on Lavaca, or west of Lavaca near Guadalupe & 8th (by the old library).

NOT FOR RESALE:

Unless otherwise agreed by Fallout Theater, the Customer may not resell tickets purchased for this event. Purchases of resold tickets from third-party websites are unauthorized and ineligible for refund by Fallout Theater; you will have to contact the third-party reseller for refunds. If you intend to purchase tickets on behalf of another person, please enter their name in the order details. Tickets presented by a person not matching the order will not be honored for entry into the event, and may be ineligible for refund. Please email [email protected] for any other questions or requests regarding your purchase, we are happy to accommodate reasonable requests for refunds within our policies on a case by case basis.

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