Baltimore, You Have No Idea

Name: Baltimore, You Have No Idea
Start: 2026-12-08T19:30:00-05:00
End: 2026-12-13T14:00:00-05:00
Location: Baltimore Museum of Art

Schedule

Tue, 08 Dec, 2026 at 07:30 pm to Sun, 13 Dec, 2026 at 02:00 pm

UTC-05:00

Location

Baltimore Museum of Art | Baltimore, MD

The hit play by Baltimore columnist Dan Rodricks returns for its fourth and final run with new stories, music and more.
About this Event

December 8-13, 2026 for eight performances!

Baltimore, You Have No Idea is Dan Rodricks’ first play and it’s back for a fourth and final run with a few new stories, audience favorites and “The Ballad of the Baltimore Bridge” performed by members of Love Riot. Based on Dan’s more than 45 years as a columnist for The Baltimore Sun, these stories are from the hard streets and sweet spots of Baltimore, vividly brought to life on stage. Touching, emotional and hilarious, this show is a big hit with audiences and has previously sold out every performance.

Tickets now on sale at