Aunt Betty Invades Two Doors Down

Name: Aunt Betty Invades Two Doors Down
Start: 2025-12-12T21:00:00-05:00
Location: Two Doors Down - Maryville

Schedule

Fri, 12 Dec, 2025 at 09:00 pm

UTC-05:00

Location

Two Doors Down - Maryville | Maryville, TN

Ohhhh Maryville, brace yourselves…
Your questionable life choices are about to collide with Aunt Betty TWO NIGHTS IN A ROW.
That’s right — Friday & Saturday, Dec 12th & 13th, we’re dragging our over-caffeinated, under-moisturized, morally flexible bodies back to:
📍 Two Doors Down
118 E Broadway Ave, Maryville, TN 37804
⏰ Showtime: 9pm (yes… PM… we’re not that old yet)
💰 Cover: Only your dignity
Look, we don't want to say we're the best band you'll see this weekend…but only because our therapist says we have to “work on humility.”
Expect:
🔥 Guitar solos that last longer than most of your relationships
🔥 Drummers who sweat like they’re being interrogated
🔥 Vocals guaranteed to melt faces, break hearts, and possibly loosen clothing.
🔥 Enough sexual innuendo to make your meemaw clutch her pearls
🔥 And YOU — yes, YOU — drinking just enough to think we actually look good!
Since we're playing both nights, you can come Friday, embarrass yourself, then come back Saturday and pretend none of us remember.
(We do. Oh, we do.)
So grab your friends, your ex, your ex’s cousin, that coworker who flirts with you like HR doesn’t exist —
and get your asses to Two Doors Down.
Maryville…
Let Aunt Betty rock you, tease you, and disappoint you —
just like the 80’s intended.