"The Summer Olympics Are Coming" Classic-Beer Mile!!!
Schedule
Sat Jun 08 2024 at 02:01 pm
Location
Springfield Brewing Company | Springfield, MO
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"The Summer Olympics Are Coming" Classic-Beer Mile!Sat, June 8 @ 2:01pm.
Be there Saturday 6/8/24 at Springfield Brewing Co's brewery warehouse door on McDaniel Street.
Race start time is 2:01pm.
$15+tax entry fee for when you pre-register before the day of the race. ( https://bit.ly/SBCASummerOlympicsBeerMile )
$20+ tax at the door on the day of the race. Must be of age and sign a full waiver.
Registration will open at 1:30 pm day of, and will end at 1:50 for the pre-race briefing at 1:55.
The Beer Mile starts and ends at SBC's Brewery Door on the northside of the building on McDaniel Street. Look for the beer tent!
RULES:
1. 4 laps around SBC. A full 12oz can of 417 Lager (5.0% ABV) BEFORE each lap. The start and finish line will be at the garage door of SBC.
2. Beer must be consumed before the lap is begun, within the transition area which is the 10 meter zone before the start/finish line on the ¼ mile loop.
3. No specialized cans or bottles may be used.
4. Each beer can must not be opened until the competitor enters the transition zone on each lap. Beer cans must not be tampered with in any manner.
5. Competitors who vomit before they finish the race must complete one penalty lap at the end of the race. Vomiting in front of any SBC window, where a patron could see you, results in immediate disqualification and public humiliation commensurate with the horror of what you just did.
6. Tip the empty beer can over your head at the end of a chug to verify an empty vessel.
7. There are no participation medals. Unless you win something described in Number 8, below - your prize is the 4 beers you just drank.
8. There will also actually be prizes (a 6 pack – yes, you will win more beer - congrats) for the podium finishers (male and female), the Dead-Ass-Last competitor, and for the Best “The Summer Olympics Are Coming” costumes (male and female).
@SBC_Athletics #fortheloveofsport #sportsandcheersformorethan12years
There is an important (and all a joke - so remain calm) new Sub-Category for this Edition of The Classic Beer Mile. The Championship of the Inept. You have to persuade the race committee on race day that you either have no business trying to run a mile, and/or that there is no way you should be drinking 4 beers to be eligible for this Championship. There are already two confirmed entrants. One of whom has not been able to run a mile for 10+ years (knee, back issues), and the other who has never been able to drink 4 beers in a hurry (true lightweight). #justoforfun
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Where is it happening?
Springfield Brewing Company, 301 S Market Ave, Springfield, MO 65806-2023, United States,Springfield, MissouriEvent Location & Nearby Stays:
