“Am I the A*shole?” - Standup Comedy Settling YOUR Disputes

The SOLD OUT comedy show where two comics go head-to-head arguing for-and-against your most absurd, everyday disputes and YOU are the jury on whether who is the a*shole.

We’re talking disputes like:

• I unplugged my boyfriend’s PlayStation mid-game because he wouldn’t help with the dishes.
• My friend want to charge me $50 to park at his driveway during Outside Lands.
• I'm demanding my own tube of toothpaste because my partner squeezes the toothpaste from the middle and loses its cap.

📝 You submit your pettiest problems anonymously, at the time of purchasing your ticket or at the show.

🎭 3-4 of best comics in the Bay Area - as seen on Punch Line, Cobb’s Comedy Club, SF Sketchfest, and internationally - will be put on trial with over-the-top monologues, fake protests, and chaotic courtroom antics…

💡 YOU vote on who is the a*shhole (and maybe walk away with a renewed sense of justice)

30 Oct: It's spooky season. Come dressed up and give us your scariest petty disputes.

20 Nov: Hate family gatherings? Us too. Give us your no-thanks family disputes.

18 Dec: It's cuffing season, drop your relationship disputes.

🎟️ $12 tickets for seats in front of the stage with unobstructed view; $5 tickets for seats at the bar or mezzanine with obstructured view of the stage but same amount of fun. Full view of the stage via TVs. Get your tickets online & early BECAUSE THIS SHOW WILL SELL OUT! In the rare occurance that we do not sell out, tickets are $20 at the door.

⏰ ~75 -90 minutes show

🍹 Like all comedy clubs, there is a two-drink minimum to help support the bar & staff. Non-alcoholic beverages count too. Please note the venue is cashless (Credit / Debit / Mobile payments accepted).

ABOUT THE FUNCTION

Introducing The Function, a vibrant addition to the city's entertainment scene, where laughter reigns supreme and every night is a celebration of comedic brilliance. Near Hayes Valley and situated in the heart of Mid Market in San Francisco, this dynamic BLACK OWNED club is poised to redefine nightlife on Market Street with its electric atmosphere, top-notch talent lineup, adorned with colorful murals, cozy seating arrangements, and a stage that beckons performers to unleash their comedic prowess.

What the Media Thinks of The Function:

• "New comedy club The Function opens after 18 years of planning" - Time Out
• "SF's first black-owned comedy club" - KQED
• "New Comedy Club and Cocktail Lounge The Function Set to Open on Mid-Market" - SFist
• "First Black-owned full-time comedy club in the Bay Area is set to open" - SF Standard
• "Stroy Moyd of #HellaFunny Opening New Comedy Club in SF" - Broke-Ass Stuart

Info: Order your first drinks and get seated. Have a dispute you want the comics to debate about? Submit them anonymously before the show starts.

Info: First pair of comics will showcase their best jokes before they debate on your disputes.

Info: Second pair of comics will showcase their best jokes before they debate on your disputes.

Host or Publisher Elisha Tan