Alpha Asian - Live Standup Comedy by Elisha Tan

“A fearless comedian. Elisha Tan shoots onstage like a lightning bolt — an assassin never missing her target.” — Los Angeles Female Playwrights Initiative

Elisha Tan left Singapore with a plan: save her startup, become the success story her family could finally brag about, and prove that passion could pay.

She failed.

What followed was years of grinding, scrambling, and discovering what America looks like when you arrive with the wrong dream, the wrong face, and a family back home in Singapore who will never let you forget it.

Her spectacular failure was featured in Channel NewsAsia, CNBC, and Yahoo Finance. Now, she’s telling it the way it was meant to be told: as jokes.

Alpha Asian is a solo stand-up hour about being trapped between Singaporean and American definitions of success—and failing at both. It’s about Asian families, Silicon Valley delusion, and the humiliation of failing publicly in a world that only celebrates wins.

Expect sharp cultural observations, ruthless honesty, and the kind of life lessons that arrive disguised as bad decisions.

Because if your failure cannot make your parents proud, at least it can sell tickets.

One night only. Book your tickets now—don’t say bojio.

“Deeply personal and universally relevant… an incredible comedian and storyteller.”
— Alberto Herrera

“Raw, daredevil… refreshing and unlike most comedies.”
— Sadie C

“Hilarious comedy about perseverance through intense family and societal pressure.”
— Jesse Fernandez

“Come for the comedy and leave with the unexpected gift of some life lessons along the way.”
— Anonymous Reviewer

Elisha Tan is a San Francisco–based comedian who made history as the first Singaporean to headline the iconic Punch Line San Francisco. Described as fun, quirky, and "a waste of money sending her to college" (a direct quote from her mum), Elisha turns the absurdity of navigating expectations placed on Asian women into sharp, deeply relatable, and slightly unhinged comedy.

Her work has taken her across the U.S., Singapore, Germany, Ireland, Scotland, and the U.K., with performances at renowned clubs including the Laugh Factory, San Jose Improv, Cobb's Comedy Club, and Broadway Comedy Club, as well as major festivals such as the Edinburgh Festival Fringe, the Hollywood Fringe, and the Asian Comedy Fest.

She has also opened for Dave Attell and Ahmed Ahmed. Elisha has been featured in Channel News Asia, Tatler Asia, and has written for Her World.