All Of The Questions

Welcome to All Of The Questions, the only event where curiosity is king and answers are forbidden! Whether you're pondering the mysteries of the universe, wondering why toast always lands butter-side down, or just really need to know where your other sock went, this is the place to bring all your burning questions... to be completely, thoroughly, and categorically ignored.

How It Works:

1. Bring Your Questions: Write them down, shout them out, mime them in interpretive dance—it doesn't matter. Just get them out there.
2. Get No Answers: Our team of professional non-answerers will expertly deflect, dodge, and weave around every single query. Expect non-committal shrugs, cryptic eyebrow raises, and the occasional “Hmmm, interesting!” with absolutely zero follow-up.
3. Leave Enlightened (Or Not): Walk away with the same number of answers you came in with—but perhaps with a new appreciation for the art of not knowing.

Special Features:

• The Non-FAQ: Frequently asked questions... that still won't be answered!
• Panel of Experts: We’ve gathered the best in the business—philosophers, scientists, and that one uncle who thinks he knows everything—to not address any of your queries.
• Silent Auction: Bid on mysterious objects with no descriptions. Is it a priceless artifact or a random office supply? You’ll never know!

So come on down to All Of The Questions. It’s the only place where the only wrong question is the one you hope to get an answer to!

Host or Publisher Seonaid SL