All I Want for Christmas is Bangers

Spend your long winter night with some of Chicago's top burlesque and variety performers! The night starts off with a holiday preamble featuring Cougar Aunt Nance and her very festive reindeer.

Then, when the clock strikes 9, the bangers begin! Prepare to be entertained as performers bring their favorite acts to the stage, the aisle, the bar top and maybe even your lap! This immersive experience will give you something to talk about at your holiday parties for the rest of the year.

Performers Include:

Aunt Nance

Dusty Bahls

Dahlia Fatale

Faggedy Randy

Latte Dah

Miss Nyxon

P. No Noire

The Sierra White

Willy LaQueue

And More...!!!!!

Please be advised:

Our venue is up a flight of stairs (no elevator, but there is a private entrance with a railing) and has two all-gender single-stall restrooms onsite. Email us with any accessibility/entry questions at [email protected]

Host or Publisher The Newport Theater