A John Waters Christmas at Baltimore Soundstage
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A John Waters Christmas 2026
People who don’t like Christmas make John Waters sick but sick people like his comedy and movies, sooo here we go again!
The John Waters Christmas show is coming to your city and even though some of the local reindeer are horrified, the outsider elves are laughing out of their rotten little asses. You will too, bad little boys and girls and thems, because Waters has his own Christmas List and you’re on top of his delinquent delights.
Slide up the chimney to this fast-moving, all-new radically religious X-mas revival. Father Fistmas Waters will top Santa, bottom for Krampus, and ask you to hop on this non-binary bobsled towards a batshit Bethlehem where even peace needs a little grease. It’s A John Waters Christmas and the entire world is yelling back, “HAPPY HOLE-A-DA Y TO ALL!”
Doors 7pm, Show 8pm
18+, Year Passes Not Accepted
Sale Dates and Times:
Public Onsale : Fri, 29 May 2026 at 10:00 AM
People who don’t like Christmas make John Waters sick but sick people like his comedy and movies, sooo here we go again!
The John Waters Christmas show is coming to your city and even though some of the local reindeer are horrified, the outsider elves are laughing out of their rotten little asses. You will too, bad little boys and girls and thems, because Waters has his own Christmas List and you’re on top of his delinquent delights.
Slide up the chimney to this fast-moving, all-new radically religious X-mas revival. Father Fistmas Waters will top Santa, bottom for Krampus, and ask you to hop on this non-binary bobsled towards a batshit Bethlehem where even peace needs a little grease. It’s A John Waters Christmas and the entire world is yelling back, “HAPPY HOLE-A-DA Y TO ALL!”
Doors 7pm, Show 8pm
18+, Year Passes Not Accepted
Sale Dates and Times:
Public Onsale : Fri, 29 May 2026 at 10:00 AM
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Where is it happening?
Baltimore Soundstage, 124 Market Pl, Baltimore, MD 21202-5690, United States
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