A City That Would be Weird


Wed Jun 07 2023 at 11:00 am to 12:30 pm


Starbucks | Portland, OR

Keep Portland Wired! Sorry, Weird. The first sign of weirdness in Portland. But not the last.
About this Event

Our infamous 1.5-hour long walking Un-tour including all the drama of War Zone Portland as featured on Faux News, Gnus-Max and other quazi-reputable news sources — including boarded up windows, missing statues, abandoned buildings, litter, filth, graffiti, homeless encampments — plus all the normal weird stuff that makes Portland Portland.

  • Downtown’s Haunted Hotel.
  • The World’s Smallest City Park.
  • The Case of the Anorexic Elk.
  • An amazing Trompe-l’œil mural.
  • Is Fort Sumpter featured in a PDX park?
  • See Portlandia, the Roman Goddess of Traffic Jams.
  • Portland’s Iron-Front Architecture — the second largest collection outside Manhattan Island. More than New Orleans, even.
  • The Salmon Springs Nude Bathing & Wash Station. (Public nudity is legal in Oregon)
  • The Mystery of the Abandoned Civic Buildings.
  • Who stole Abe & Teddy? after roasting them?

Tours conducted throughout the year -- call 503 298-3661 for October through May availability.


Where is it happening?

Starbucks, 720 Southwest Broadway, Portland, United States

Event Location & Nearby Stays:


USD 34.95

SinCity Portland Walking Tours

Host or Publisher SinCity Portland Walking Tours

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