A City That Would be Weird

Our infamous 1.5-hour long walking Un-tour including all the drama of War Zone Portland as featured on Faux News, Gnus-Max and other quazi-reputable news sources — including boarded up windows, missing statues, abandoned buildings, litter, filth, graffiti, homeless encampments — plus all the normal weird stuff that makes Portland Portland.

• Downtown’s Haunted Hotel.
• The World’s Smallest City Park.
• The Case of the Anorexic Elk.
• An amazing Trompe-l’œil mural.
• Is Fort Sumpter featured in a PDX park?
• See Portlandia, the Roman Goddess of Traffic Jams.
• Portland’s Iron-Front Architecture — the second largest collection outside Manhattan Island. More than New Orleans, even.
• The Salmon Springs Nude Bathing & Wash Station. (Public nudity is legal in Oregon)
• The Mystery of the Abandoned Civic Buildings.
• Who stole Abe & Teddy? after roasting them?

Tours conducted throughout the year -- call 503 298-3661 for October through May availability.

Host or Publisher SinCity Portland Walking Tours