3000 ORG*SMS
Schedule
Tue Mar 10 2026 at 09:30 pm to 11:00 pm
UTC-07:00Location
Lyric Hyperion Theater & Cafe | Los Angeles, CA
A 1990s blind date between two novelists goes sideways in the most NSFW way possible.About this Event
3000 ORG*SMS
(Solo Show/Storytelling)
Tuesday, March 10th, 2026
Doors 9:10PM // Show 9:30PM
$15 Pre-sale // $20 Day of
**Lineup subject to change**
Late Arrivals will be turned away 20 minutes after scheduled event start.
No Refunds or Exchanges. Tickets are Not Eligible for Resale and Resold Tickets Will Not Be Valid for Entry.
For the protection of our audiences we reserve the right to refuse service.
Glen David Gold is an international best-selling novelist and memoirist now, but in 1991 he was an unpublished, recently-dumped guy with a motorcycle and a vow to make his next girlfriend’s life a living hell. An unfortunate word choice in a personals ad catapults him into a date with a lifestyle BDSM submissive whose life story turns out to be both familiar and very poignant. Can two people with wayward intimacy issues find empathy and connection through a good beating or two?
Gold is the author of the books CARTER BEATS THE DEVIL, SUNNYSIDE and I WILL BE COMPLETE, as well as various writing for The New York Times Sunday Magazine, Wired, McSweeney’s, Playboy, Marvel, DC, Dark Horse, the podcasts Unlicensed and Welcome to Nightvale and however the hell you'd describe the fake 1940s radio show Thrilling Adventure Hour.
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FREE street parking on Lyric Ave and Griffith Park Blvd
At this time there are no additional safety regulations required of audiences - masking, etc. But if you do feel unwell please stay home. We continue to update our policies at times when health conditions change.
Where is it happening?
Lyric Hyperion Theater & Cafe, 2106 Hyperion Avenue, Los Angeles, United StatesUSD 17.85 to USD 23.38
